Video > 02

[thenotchosenone]

Okay! O-Okay! Alright! I get it, I get it, I'll- Togie! I get it, you win! You can stop lecturin' me like gran now.

[All of this is said over the voice of a very stern Togepi, who seems to be giving Neville an earful. Pointed Pi's and impatient Togi's can be heard as the little creature lays into him. At the moment, only audio is going, seemingly turned on by Togepi in his effort to get Neville to take the gear.

After a little more arguing, a vaguely flustered Neville appears on screen.]

'lo...

[Neville's voice sounds just as forced as his smile as he holds the gear uncomfortably close, having still not found quite the best angles for these "vi-dee-oh" things.]

Togie seems to, er, think I need to get on this thing and... I dunno...

Togepi!

Oh. Right, make friends. Yeah.

[Something something moping around Violet City for the last several weeks- or months? Goodness, he's lost track of the time, but it's just so hard to get used to this place. He doesn't know anyone, he'd spent far longer in the forests than he'd ever wanted to trying to find this place and he's just. very out of his element.]

I guess Togie thinks I haven't been getting out enough, or something, so... here I am- name's Neville. I- what was it you wanted me to say again? I like pant- no plants, right- I like plants! And- uh... Togie this is stupid, no one cares! Let me just go back to bed already.

[Neville manages to turn it off before anyone can hear the indignant cries of Togie the Togepi, but if it's anything like it had been in the beginning, he's getting quite an earful from his little egg.]

132nd moon [video]

[paladinlost]

[A box of very strong black tea, two large porcelain cups, a bag of coffee grounds and a fancy coffee machine are set on a counter, some distance away. Looks like the Bisharp and the shiny Pangoro that have taken over the Lunar Gym's kitchen have plans for the evening. As gently as possible when one has pointy metal hands, the Bisharp pokes the box and bag in turn, then nods. Satisfied by his choices, the Pangoro turns towards the nearby fridge, opens the door...

...and takes out three whole cans of PokéMonster energy drink, dumping them all in the coffee machine's water reservoir.

At the same, the Bisharp carefully picks two tea bags from the box and sets them in place, before sitting down to wait. And wait. And wait, until the coffee maker finally stops. The resulting dubious liquid is promptly poured into both cups. Somewhere offscreen, someone chokes.

But our intrepid duo is not done! After all, what else is necessary for a good tea? Honey, of course! And milk! And... chocolate sauce... Salsa...? Wait, is that rice vinegar? Orange juice?? Are they even old enough to drink that red wine?

It's only when the Bisharp takes out a bottle of salad dressing and starts squeezing a generous dose in each cup that Cecil finally comments the scene, his voice both awed and horrified:]


Should... Should I stop them, or let nature run its course?