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[Who keeps letting her use the network, honestly. But this time it's Jolyne just chilling on the beach of Two Island with, uh, a very seasonal outfit (ooc note: mesh nipples) while her shiny aggron, Emerald, is just following next to her trainer.

Also ignore the loud neon sunglasses.]

'Suuuuup, bitches. It's finally summer meaning time for getting your beach bodies going and get ready for that hot girl summer shit, yeah?

Guess what, if you wanna professionally thirst trap out here, then we got you covered out here. Carly's the best photographer on this goddamned place, let's be real. And I guess I do Pokemon photos, though I can't guarantee it won't be shitposts. Mostly if you want professional photos of dragon asses, I.... got a portfolio and book of those.

Dude, don't ask, it was a hit from a total shitpost.

ANYWAY, the point I'm gettin' at is you should totally come down to Two Island and get some photos done. It's gonna be a busy-ass season and we like having stuff to do, you know?~ Or just come out and get some swimming in, even the Pokemon are havin' an absolute blast. Emerald sure is, not that I thought an aggron would be interested in water. [Said aggron is just tilting her head at her trainer with a low grumble, it's probably fine.]

Get your appointments soon, dudes~