Victory Road!

[ Byleth is sitting at a tea table with a beautiful spread of tea and snacks. He is looking off to the side, and in a very telegraphed move, he "notices the camera". This reads like a kind of public broadcast program because of course, Byleth couldn't act his way out of a cardboard box. ]

Oh! Hello there my friends. Didn't see you there.

I'm Byleth Eisner, and I'm here today to once again offer my services of advisement. If you are looking for unbiased advice on life, love, academics, pokemon, or really anything in between, I am here to support you.

Your privacy is important. The comments here are to anonymous, but please be sure you select the option if you wish to remain so.

[ A tiny Joltik pops out of the tea cup he's holding. ]

Signing off for now, please leave your queries below and I will get you an answer as fast as I can.

[ He pauses, turning to the Joltik with a smile. ]

What do you think Garbanzo? Good?

Tiii!

[ At last the camera cuts. ]

[ OOC: Specify in subject line if your character is anonymous or not please! ]