☆78☆ [Video]

[tearsofademon]

[Today, Ryner is broadcasting from the kitchen. (Gasp, shock, horror.) He's at the counter with a cutting board, and appears to be slicing an apple. Nothing big.]

So. Those new Pokemon that've been showing up. Pretty much on schedule, honestly. Been a couple years since the last time there was a batch of new species, I'm sure there'll be more to come in this one...

[A certain Clefairy is in the background, sitting at the kitchen table, peering over the top of the table and staring at Ryner's back in a manner that suggests that she's suspicious of this whole proceeding. Ryner is ignoring her.]

How much do you want to bet they're from a region that nobody's mentioned before, but has definitely been here the entire time? Even though there aren't any maps that have ever mentioned it. Not that anybody here'll ever get to visit there anyway even if they wanted to, but the cartographers could at least do their jobs, right?

[Someone's still salty about Alola, apparently...

There's a distinctly Yanma-ish buzz from off camera, and Ryner catches a lightly tossed spice jar.]

Ahh, you're saying I should add cinnamon, huh? You think he'll like that, Rey?

[An affirmative buzz as Ryner opens the jar.]

All right, guess you're the expert. Just let me know when.

[The feed cuts out - it's likely that another mon is working the camera - as Ryner starts sprinkling cinnamon on the sliced up apples.]

second chord ♪ video

[synchroswim]

C'mon, big guy-- Up!

<sub>[The video isn't pointing at anything right away, but there's a pair of small, green hands adorned with little red claws clicking and clacking at the lens for a few moments. After a good thirty seconds or so, it finally starts to turn over, displaying a shot of Demyx... hauling something? Whatever it is, it's only visible for a split second and it's bright orange before a Lombre's face takes up the whole screen.

Suddenly it grins - it figured it out! It got the thing to work! The light is even blinking! Yes!

Trilling in triumph, it appears to bounce in place with a wide grin, and it makes some strange noises as if it's trying to speak. Unfortunately because it's a Pokemon, it only succeeds in saying it's own name and various croaks, clicks and gurgles. It doesn't matter though, because as soon as it appears to be done speaking?



It turns it around to show Demyx with a Magikarp in his arms facing down with a Spearow just outside of Azalea where it meets Route 33.]</sub>

Okay! Just like we've been doing, Mrs. Robinson! One, two--

_{[The Magikarp appears to puff itself up and gets a serious look on its face.]}

Three!

<sub>[Suddenly Demyx throws the Pokemon as hard as he can in the direction of the Spearow - TACKLE IT, MRS. ROBINSON! - eliciting the Magikarp equivalent of a battle cry. As it sails through the air towards the intended target, it suddenly begins to glow bright and starts getting bigger and bigger. And longer. And the once-strange war cry of the Magikarp turns into a loud bellow as the light disappears and a massive blue serpent appears and...


lands the Tackle on the Spearow who clearly wasn't expecting it. One hit K.O.!



For a moment all parties are silent, and then the Lombre drops the camera in shock as Demyx lets out a loud whoop off-screen.]</sub>

That was AWESOME! Oh my god! Look at you! You're so freakin' huge! I can't beli--

<sub>[The feed suddenly cuts out, most likely from the Lombre scrambling to pick the Pokegear back up off the ground.



Uh... Welcome to Magikarp Training 101?]</sub>