Goldenrod ex, 5/8 undersized (closed)

[amaure]

Who: Emet-Selch, Hythlodaeus, Estinien, Ziva, Urianger (maybe Dirk)
Where: Goldenrod city, mainly Emet-Selch's small apartment, but also elsewhere in the city.
When: 22nd-25th
Summary: The party has now reached Goldenrod, and they have decided to make Emet's life hell. You know, how most of his relationships do. He ain't single and he ain't ready to mingle and yet...
Rating: Will update as needed, gen for now.
( This is not what he expected in Party Finder )

2nd [video]

[angewiesen]

I can't believe this shit...

[Jean has the camera fairly steady on a scene that is honestly pretty cute-- There are a few Kanto Ponyta and Blitzle that are obviously close to being fresh out of the egg, galumphing around and being generally adorable. There's nothing wrong with that of course. But after a minute or so of watching them play, Jean pans over to a Zebstrika and a Kanto Rapidash who are both surreptitiously avoiding one another and looking very, very ashamed of themselves at the same time.]

You two hate each other! I can barely have you both out at the same time without you being at each other's throats and then you do this? Getting sweet on each other when I'm not looking?

Okay, like... [Jean sighs out of resignation and exasperation.] The babies are fine. They're cute, they'll find homes, but you two need to straighten things out here. I can't have you hate-flirting with each other when we've got shit to do. The rivalry was bad enough!

[The Zebstrika sulkily plods over to Jean and shoves her face into his shoulder, and he can't help but pet her on the nose.]

Yeah yeah, it's okay. It's not like I'm mad at you, you just gotta get your love life in line, okay? We're a team, we can't have weird love-hate relationships getting in the way when we're trying to do our best in battle.

[The next line he whispers, barely audible through the video.]

Trust me, I know all about that first hand. Sometimes you've just gotta put up with feelings so the team can work right.

[Domino knickers, and Jean pans back to the babies.]

Anyone want one of these? I can guarantee they're got a fighting pedigree, they're kids of two of my best. They'll do you proud if you're on the gym challenge.

[Video] WHAT IS THIS FRESH HELL

[wonderland_vogue]

[At least the video is only shaky for a moment before it's resting on a drowzee that is being held down by a rather annoyed looking alakazam while two abra look on. Good god.

Though it shifts again to Lydia, who's just looking absolutely exhausted by this point in time.]

Apparently Allure found it a great idea to breed with someone's hypno and this is the resulting mayhem. The two abra are absolute sweethearts who are quite good at remaining calm and collected, not skittish in the slightest. Allure probably wants to put some knowledge of the signs she picked up from Tyler in their heads but they're up for a trade if anyone wants one. Other than that, they seem to be just regular abra if not of a better temperament than most, if they take after their mother here.

[She turns the camera back to the drowzee who is struggling beneath his mother's immaterial grasp. Psychics, man.]

This one however is quite interesting, if I do say so myself. He's barely a few hours old and already has quite a number of tricks up his sleeve. I'd dare say almost as many as my lovely Allure does at her high level. He is also available, though I'm being particularly picky about him. So do make your offers, darlings, as my home is only so large.

[This at the bottom is the clutch themselves. The two abra can be whatever gender and she's pretty keen to get rid of them, they will come with a dictionary in their heads but that's up for whoever gets them to decide the use of. The drowzee will be a pain in the ass as far as getting Lydia to agree to a price, but it's very possible.]