Victory Road!

I can't believe this shit...

[Jean has the camera fairly steady on a scene that is honestly pretty cute-- There are a few Kanto Ponyta and Blitzle that are obviously close to being fresh out of the egg, galumphing around and being generally adorable. There's nothing wrong with that of course. But after a minute or so of watching them play, Jean pans over to a Zebstrika and a Kanto Rapidash who are both surreptitiously avoiding one another and looking very, very ashamed of themselves at the same time.]

You two hate each other! I can barely have you both out at the same time without you being at each other's throats and then you do this? Getting sweet on each other when I'm not looking?

Okay, like... [Jean sighs out of resignation and exasperation.] The babies are fine. They're cute, they'll find homes, but you two need to straighten things out here. I can't have you hate-flirting with each other when we've got shit to do. The rivalry was bad enough!

[The Zebstrika sulkily plods over to Jean and shoves her face into his shoulder, and he can't help but pet her on the nose.]

Yeah yeah, it's okay. It's not like I'm mad at you, you just gotta get your love life in line, okay? We're a team, we can't have weird love-hate relationships getting in the way when we're trying to do our best in battle.

[The next line he whispers, barely audible through the video.]

Trust me, I know all about that first hand. Sometimes you've just gotta put up with feelings so the team can work right.

[Domino knickers, and Jean pans back to the babies.]

Anyone want one of these? I can guarantee they're got a fighting pedigree, they're kids of two of my best. They'll do you proud if you're on the gym challenge.