video; backdated to The Secrets

[sassymaru]

A moment of your time, if you please!

[It's Shadowmaru, perched on the porch railing of his little Olivine cottage. But, alas, the former AI looks... rather less than his usual calm self. His hair is more out of place than usual, falling out of the short tail he's tried to put it up into.]

I'm aware I'm not the only one to receive some odd messages. However... the nature of them is somewhat disconcerting.

[He holds one up to the camera.]

"He's so pretty," and some coarse language... then "I never seen a pretty man before. Like pretty like a girl pretty."

[His expression is mildly alarmed by this.]

The other is no better. Behold! [Again, he holds one up.] "I don't know if I want to take you under my wing or. Do less than polite things with you."

[He sets them aside, carefully, as if they may bite him.]

I hardly think I need to state why these are distressing notes to read. Less than polite things? I... scarcely know what to say to this!

Any of this!

[Which translates to: help I have no idea how to process this information, in Shadowmaru speak.]