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Feb. 21st, 2021 11:42 pm
Video - joint post of idiots
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maplecourt[Normally it wouldn't take someone this long to figure the video function out, but when your world relies on PARCHMENT and the most you get is books you can write on that show up immediately in the book connected to it? Well, video is a weird function all by itself.
But Fitzroy is nothing if not tenacious when he finally gets the video set up on who knows what, curled up in what looks to be some sort of red, black, and gold outfit with a krabby sitting in his lap.]
Evening, whoever is seeing all of this. I have a couple of questions since neither myself nor my companion can quite figure them out.
One: Who are we blaming for us being here? We have a working theory that Chaos is involved, but I suppose I could always be wrong.
Two: Are we just unlucky to have lost our... well, my magic and his whole water genasi thing or does that just happen here? And if it's the latter: how does one protect themselves from the native flora, fauna, and the people? [As Fitz talks, in his prissy earnest manner to the camera, there's a... very interesting sight ongoing in the background.
A deeply tanned man in what can only be called roguish get-up - leather knee boots, dark jodhpurs and a deep-cut pirate shirt and vest, but also inky blue hair in a feathered, wavy ponytail and a full-on handlebar mustache - is wrestling with a Magikarp next to their campfire.
...it takes a good few moments to realise this isn't actually a cute wholesome scene. Argo is actively trying to throw the Magikarp - which is nearly half as long as the man himself - into the campfire, and is being constantly, narrowly thwarted by it slapping him in the face and chest.
On a particularly vicious slap to the guts Argo actually yelps - he's been winded, and doubles over to wheeze, at which point Fitzroy gives a long-suffering, pointed sigh.] And so far it's been nothing but these creatures, but you can't tell me that people are barbaric enough to use them to fight. That's terrible even for a villain, honestly.
Three: By chance is there something similar to the Heroic Oversight Guild here or what is the local authority? I'm fairly certain there's some legalities of kidnapping students that should be resolved.
But Fitzroy is nothing if not tenacious when he finally gets the video set up on who knows what, curled up in what looks to be some sort of red, black, and gold outfit with a krabby sitting in his lap.]
Evening, whoever is seeing all of this. I have a couple of questions since neither myself nor my companion can quite figure them out.
One: Who are we blaming for us being here? We have a working theory that Chaos is involved, but I suppose I could always be wrong.
Two: Are we just unlucky to have lost our... well, my magic and his whole water genasi thing or does that just happen here? And if it's the latter: how does one protect themselves from the native flora, fauna, and the people? [As Fitz talks, in his prissy earnest manner to the camera, there's a... very interesting sight ongoing in the background.
A deeply tanned man in what can only be called roguish get-up - leather knee boots, dark jodhpurs and a deep-cut pirate shirt and vest, but also inky blue hair in a feathered, wavy ponytail and a full-on handlebar mustache - is wrestling with a Magikarp next to their campfire.
...it takes a good few moments to realise this isn't actually a cute wholesome scene. Argo is actively trying to throw the Magikarp - which is nearly half as long as the man himself - into the campfire, and is being constantly, narrowly thwarted by it slapping him in the face and chest.
On a particularly vicious slap to the guts Argo actually yelps - he's been winded, and doubles over to wheeze, at which point Fitzroy gives a long-suffering, pointed sigh.] And so far it's been nothing but these creatures, but you can't tell me that people are barbaric enough to use them to fight. That's terrible even for a villain, honestly.
Three: By chance is there something similar to the Heroic Oversight Guild here or what is the local authority? I'm fairly certain there's some legalities of kidnapping students that should be resolved.
