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Some of my pokemon seem to have laid eggs recently. I do not have enough space to care for all of them.

I believe that it is common for trainers to sell their excess eggs. If that is the case, then I would be willing to part with mine for a reasonable fee.

(OOC: EGG POST. Please go (here) on her journal and/or leave a note for me on plurk to receive an egg. Prices are P1000 across the board. First come, first serve!)

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[almosthandsome]

[The video opens on a shot of what looks like a Stunky wandering through a field of summer flowers, tail twitching. The Stunky is wearing a straw hat with flowers on it. It looks like a pleasant scene...until a Cutiefly lands on the Stunky's nose. The Stunky suddenly lets out an indignant screech, shakes its head and turns around...to release it's stink. The startled -and unhappy - Cutiefly takes off, dripping scent spray.]

Holy shitballs!

[Jack's voice can be heard off camera as the Stunky, tail swishing, glowers in every direction as though she's looking for a fight.]

I've never seen her do that before! I was just getting some shots for a clip reel I'm putting together and all of a sudden Princess Stank over there turns her ass into a full on biological weapon!

I mean I know she could make stink, she's done little stink bombs before when she's pissed off, but did you see how far that went? That was more than ten feet!

Good thing I did this in a public park, not my yard!

Anyway, this is Princess Assface McStinkbutt, but we just call her Princess Stank. Or just Princess if you're my roommate and obsessed with her. Remember this butt-looking face, it's gonna be a viral sensation by next year!

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[breakyourlife]

Who: Steve Palchuk [@breakyourlife] & Others
Where: The (No Longer) Lost Temple
When: During the exploration of the temple
Summary: Catch-all for exploration logs!
Rating: Probably PG
Log: Top-levels inside