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Sep. 16th, 2021 05:52 pm
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strings_theoryHey, hey I have a very important question for I guess the adults here.
Tits.
Why are they so damn good? Female, male, don't matter. Don't come at me saying "oh, but that's pecs on men!!!!" those are underdeveloped tiddies, don't fuck with me.
But in other news, I guess, who the fuck else is already sick and tired of this prissy fanciful bastards and their stupid fucking parties and contests? Like, dudes, I ain't interested in being part of your whole... thing. Not the being gay part, because who the fuck am I to be saying anything about that while my wife can read this and possibly kick my ass into the next century, but the ~lol let's spend money for stupid shit and then make everyone thank us later~.
I ain't stupid, there's some kinda nasty shit behind the scenes that's goin' on there and I don't wanna be dragged into that without my consent, what the fuck.
Tits.
Why are they so damn good? Female, male, don't matter. Don't come at me saying "oh, but that's pecs on men!!!!" those are underdeveloped tiddies, don't fuck with me.
But in other news, I guess, who the fuck else is already sick and tired of this prissy fanciful bastards and their stupid fucking parties and contests? Like, dudes, I ain't interested in being part of your whole... thing. Not the being gay part, because who the fuck am I to be saying anything about that while my wife can read this and possibly kick my ass into the next century, but the ~lol let's spend money for stupid shit and then make everyone thank us later~.
I ain't stupid, there's some kinda nasty shit behind the scenes that's goin' on there and I don't wanna be dragged into that without my consent, what the fuck.
