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[The feed starts not with a person, but with shaky footage of ten Pokemon eggs gathered together, a blanket loosely wrapped around the bottom of them. There's a few seconds of that, before Peridot quickly turns the camera around to reveal her beaming face.]

Ha! Eggs! My Pokemon laid eggs - two of them! [A beat.] Two Pokemon laid eggs, I mean. There's ten eggs. You all did see that, right?

[She shakes her head.]

The point is, I win at being a breeder! So, um, what do I do with all of these?