[video] -- Action for Goldenrod?

[bugbeverage]

<sub>[Just another day in Johto.]

[The video opens on Beetlejuice who is holding his Poke'Gear at proper selfie distance for once. BJ has finally ditched his Bug Maniac get-up in favor of some regular frumpy looking winter clothes and a long black and white striped scarf. He's grinning from ear to ear as he flops himself down in the lap of a mall Santa stationed in the middle of the Goldenrod Department store. ]

[Poor Santa oofs loudly.]</sub>

Ho ho ho! Mind if I cut in?

_{[He's glancing around. This man just came out of nowhere and sat himself down. There were paying customers waiting! Somewhere a little kid starts crying and the mumble of angry parents' voices can be heard. Santa does his best to weather this and gives the Poke'gear's lens a shaky little smile before looking back to the grown ass man on his lap.]}

My, you're a big boy, aren't you? How about--how bout you tell me what you would like for Christmas.

_{[Beetlejuice wastes no time at all. The ex-ghoul locks eyes with Saint Nick and holds his camera steady.]}

There's only one thing on my list this year, Daddy Christmas.

<sub>[He leans in to plant a big wet smooch on Santa's whiskery lips.]

[There is a lot of movement suddenly. The snapping of cheap cardboard. A jingle of bells. Colors rush past the lens in a blur before it focuses again on Beetlejuice, now half running half sashaying through the mall. People are shouting, but he's still grinning and casting glances over his shoulder.]</sub>

Hahahahaha! Looks like I'm on Santa's naughty list again this ye--CRAP THEY HAVE THOSE FIRE-BREATHING DOGS!

_{[He is no longer grinning.]}

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[nightyorb]

So, here's the deal.
I've been looking for a certain pokemon with a certain something called an egg-move.
I've heard you can get those through breeding, but honestly, I don't really feel like tangling with that.

I recently caught one of those odd-coloured pokemon, but I don't really want to keep it.
I've heard that some people really like collecting them.
So, here is my offer -- I'd like to trade my shiny for a Nincada with the move Silver Wind.

A bit more information about the shiny I caught - It's a level 13, shiny Grimer. Male.
He's got the ability Stench, which means each time he hits another pokemon, there is a chance for them to flinch.
He seems pretty friendly? I haven't had him for very long, but he seems to be making friends with Gozgoz, at least.

Again, I'm looking for a Nincada with Silver Wind.
If anyone is interested, let me know.


[Accompanying the post is a picture of a Shiny Grimer sitting next to a Trubbish, the two happily feasting on old pizza boxes. It's kinda cute if you like the trash boys.]