The Spice Rack, Pilot Episode (forward dated 8/17)

[vrdantwind]

When the video begins, it opens immediately to the big blue eyes of a Joltik and its little OwO face taking up almost the entire screen. It taps the screen with one leg.

"I think it's recording..."

Oh. The voice - Claude's voice, for those familiar with it - is coming from the Joltik. This video must have been recorded a while ago, then - back during those odd few days where people and their pokémon ended up swapping bodies for a bit. (People who were not here for that event may be very confused.) Regardless, Claude, seemingly satisfied that the Gear is doing what he wants it to, promptly leaps away along what turns out to be a counter, like a popped kettle of corn flying out of a pan. Another hop and he's landed near Dedue, who is standing with undeserved patience in the middle of the room - which, now that Claude's entire face is not blocking people's views, is clearly a kitchen. Then Claude turns back to the screen, gesturing dramatically with one foreleg.

( B Dylan Hollis if he was two brown men )

OOC note: This video is actually being uploaded to StaryuTube! Responding to it like it's a StaryuTube comments section isn't just welcome, it's openly encouraged. Both Claude and Dedue, along with their social media manager Dimitri's IT rat will be responding!

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[ripetuto]

[Please ignore how utterly Fucking Done Abbacchio looks, he's sure everyone else is right there with him after the whole "you broke fucking REALITY and GOD HAD TO FIX IT" deal.

He's tired, okay? Not helped by the Sinistea that missed her trainer and is hovering around his head.]

Two questions for the people who've been here longer. First: what the fuck do I do with this many Pokémon?

[He'll pan over to show his nine Pokémon (+ an extra Skitty, Buttons get out of here you're Bucciarati's) before focusing it back on himself.]

I know there's that "PC" thing or whatever, but these guys aren't digital. How do they get in there, and how do I get them out?

[He's from 2001 okay. The Matrix was cutting edge cyberpunk. This is all a bit "what the fuck" for him still. Is it safe to put the fiery fox and the ghost and everything in the PC?]

Second: where the hell do I find clothes that aren't generic as shit? [Abbacchio is wearing the clothes he arrived in, so you can get an idea of what this guy usually wears.] We didn't get to any of the big cities before the moron scientist broke reality, but I'll take mail order at this point.