So you want to be a Pokemon Master?

[championbound]

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: November 25 - 27
Summary: GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME
Rating: BUT PLEASE PUT APPROPRIATE WARNINGS IF ANYTHING COMES UP
Log:

Everything's ordinary, and then, all of a sudden, it isn't. Oops~! Enjoy all the weird new Pokemon roaming about, and have a good time! Any and all are welcome to join in the glitch-ridden festivities!

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[killedbyapig]

ACTION: ROUTE 29

[there's a knocked out pidgey on the ground near a campfire. Robert himself is sitting at the fire itself, fiddling with a stick, which he'd planned to use to spit the damn thing... his tepig, Orys, is snuffling around the pidgey, ]

Still alive, looks like. Rather a strong thing, isn't it? You've given it a hell of a beating!

[he sighs dramatically.] Well, looks like we'll have to find something else for our dinner-- What? [Orys is nudging the pidgey and looking at Robert expectantly.] You can still eat it if you'd like, I suppose...

[this is not entirely effective person-pokemon communication.]

NETWORK

[the post is later that night, probably later than most reasonable people would still be awake.]

Why can't you eat 'em? [if it sounds like he just woke up from a deep sleep and felt the urge to immediately ask that question-- well, it's because he did.]

Video Post

[thedifferencebetween]

[The feed opens on an extreme close up of Jack, peering into the camera. He's got his mask back! And he's grinning.]

Hey there, kiddos!

Guess what? Hey, babe, say 'hi' to the nice people!

[Jack draws the 'gear back. He's not alone. And he appears to be broadcasting from his bedroom. He focuses the camera's attention on the woman in the room, excluding himself from the frame entirely. This is big. This is important. But it won't mean anything without a proper introduction to Nisha Kadam, and Jack is gonna provide.

She’s wearing--and this is a big deal to anyone who really knows Jack--his favorite Hyperion shirt. The hat Nisha usually wears is off, but she doesn’t seem like she’s too hung up about it. With a lazy smile, she gives the viewers a wave.]


Nisha Kadam, Handsome Jack’s girlfriend here. Though-- [And she gives a look to Jack here,] --it’d be fiancée, right, babe?

[Jack angles the camera again, bringing his face into the lower side.]

Yeah it would! Listen up! So, thanks to some assholes, me and Nish never got a chance to get hitched. Cause she’s usually… [Jack makes a slitting motion across his throat.] But we’re friggin geniuses! We’re just gonna do it now, while she’s here! By that I mean tomorrow. And everybody’s invited, ‘cause why the hell not? It’s a wedding! And...this just...it’s a big deal, guys. It’s a really big deal.

[That he thought he’d never get. But holy hell, she’d said ‘yeah’ when he brought up the whole crazy idea.]

We’re still hashing out the details, but you don’t wanna disappoint a soon-to-be happily married couple, right? [Because that’s not vaguely threatening.] See you there, kiddos.

[With a grin and a wink, Jack cuts the feed.]