Mar. 10th, 2017

bent_the_world: (i get up again)
[personal profile] bent_the_world
[That's a very wobbly and snowy view that pops on the network. Like the 'gear is angled down at the ground. And being held by someone who can't quite lift it up properly. A duet of concerned 'pikas' can easily be heard. There's a flash or orange-ish red and the 'gear slowly tips up. Hey, that looks like right outside Azalea! How pretty, in the snow...]

[Wait a minute. Despite the heavy snowfall and freezing temps, that sure is Korra, in a long sleeve shirt and sweatpants but nothing else to protect against the cold...trying to beat the hell out of her Graveler?!? The Graveler appears to be doing his best imitation of a punching bag with hands, letting Korra come at him again and again, only blocking or taking the strikes. Korra...does not look happy. Or sound happy, as each punch and kick is accompanied by a low scream of raw emotion. It's hard to tell if she's angry or sad, it could be either. Or both. Either way, she's making a lot of noise and a spectacle of herself.]

[Three concerned Poke-faces fill the 'gear screen, chittering worriedly, asking for help with their Trainer. It's Korra's two Pikachu and...a Vulpix?]

[Since when does Korra have a Vulpix...?]
better2do: (What a view!)
[personal profile] better2do
Okay Gracie, you hold on real tight, and I'll hold the Poke'gear...

[It's not quite obvious what's going on in this video at first - there's just darkness, the sound of Asriel's voice, the distinct sfft of something rubbing against fur. The view changes just in time for a gruff Lyyyy to be heard, and Moon the Lycanroc's face takes up the screen, looking back at Asriel with a glint in his red eyes and a big grin. There's snow everywhere.]

Are you ready, Moon? We're not too heavy for you?

Roc! [The Pokemon shakes his head and faces forward, crouching down. If you squint, you can see the snowy, unplowed stretch of road ahead of them, and the numerous figures sliding around, making long, winding tracks. They don't speak, but by gosh do they cluster around like a pack of Pikachu...]

Okay - go!

[AND OFF THEY GO, Moon running full-tilt, actually using his forepaws to gain momentum as Asriel and Gracie the Floette let out peals of gleeful laughter. A lot of the snowchus scatter in Moon's wake, and he leaps rather impressively over the ones that don't make it in time.]

Ahahah! This is so cool!! This is-

[Whoops, that jolt when they hit the ground must've pushed Asriel into his 'gear, 'cause the feed just turned off. Dang, and that was some pretty impressive feats of snow fun - but what in the world was making those snowchus move???]
Mar. 10th, 2017 11:05 pm

004. Video

foolishwren: maybe there's someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us (like c'mon scoob!!!!)
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[The entire screen is black and white as it pans across a backyard. Everything's buried under a good foot of snow, and big fat flakes are whirling past the camera so fast that they straight-up pixelate.]

So... for those just tuning in...

[The camera's view jerks very suddenly to a massively fluffy Growlithe, who is very carefully sniffing the base of a completely snow-covered shrub.]

... We're going for the fifteen-minute mark on Cooj TAKING HIS SWEET-ASS TIME FIGURING OUT WHERE TO PEE.

For the love of GOD, Cujo.

[He looks back at the camera, big pink tongue lolling out, and shakes off, spraying half-melted snow everywhere. Then he moves on to one of the patio chairs, along with the lumpy, weird-looking snowman from earlier that afternoon cheekily posed to be sitting in it-- to give that the once-over with his nose instead. And the trainer behind the camera lets out a melodramatic sigh.]

What crime did I commit in a past life to deserve thi--



[and right then and there the video turns to a blur, because the snowman in the patio chair just stood up and Heather is LEAVING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE FUCK THAT COOJ YOU CAN PEE ON YOUR OWN]

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