ii - boys and girls of every age.... [ video ]

[philoxenia]

[ What's up, network? When the video turns on, there's Mira, looking... lowkey nervous. Huh. It's probably because it's night, and she's hanging out in the Burned Tower. Look, she usually isn't so cavalier, but the place has history. She can't pass up the chance to check it up.

(She can, but that's not important. It's fine.)

Regardless, she glances over her shoulder as something makes a sound. She scans the area before she turns back to the feed with a nervous smile. ]

So... I'd ask if anyone's been here before, but I'm sure I'm far from the first. It's kind of fascinating--[ Spookiness aside.

Something makes a noise again, and her forced smile becomes even more forced. And she lets out a nervous laugh. ]

Though, I'm-- there aren't... ghosts in here, right?

[ Probably no one should tell her about the Mimikyu that's staring at her intently. Or maybe they should. ]

Video, January 2nd, Violet City

[sweetbrohellayiff]

[The video feed cuts in with a chill beat as Dave starts talking.]

Yo sup.
This is your weekly dose of strider hittin' you with your host, lord of time and god of rhymes, DJ Cyanide and this is my cohost—

[The rotom-guided gear swivels around to Elidibus, dressed in a white suit and wearing his red mask]

The Piano Man. Play us in, Elidibus. Today we are gonna go deliver the absolute smack down to Falkner so we can unlock flying or whatever. Come root us on.

Sorry, we will not be available for autographs. I gotta fill out an insurance form every time Piano Man takes his little white gloves off.

[They're clearly approaching the gym right now. Dave's moseying on towards the camera with a swagger. Elidibus plays them in one-handed with a little ditty, his keytaur suspended in midair by the power of a rotom. In the background, Dave's Type:Null is glitching out, repeatedly freezing and zooming, people taking videos in amazement and clearing the way. ]

But we'll be mopping the floor with his birds like an absolutely devastating day at a KFC.

[Elidibus' Pokemon are flanking them. There's a luxray, a jolteon, a sigilyph, an umbreon, a galarian rapidash, and a rotom. They're very imposing.]

Speaking of. Anyone actually got the TM for that shit? Hoofing it sucks.