6th Sprout

[toxicodendron_isley]

[A familiar, lovely redhead in broadcasting on the network. She appears rather relaxed, as usual. In the background you can hear the faint noises of waves and ocean breeze, and the not so faint noises of Wingull.]

Hello there, my blossoms.

[Her fingers give a lazy wave to accompany the lazy smile on her face.]

I have a little announcement to make today. I don't know how many of you know my darling Newt Scamander, but he'll be celebrating his birthday this month.

I would like to surprise him with a small get together at his cottage and so I'm extending an invitation to any who would like to come celebrate with him.

We're traveling right now but I'll be certain to inform any of those interested of the date and time once we return home and I can begin planning proper. It'll be an afternoon, garden party sort of affair, rather casual.

[The smile curls into a playful smirk.]

Oh, and of course, I trust you all to keep this secret for me. I'll be most displeased if someone spoils the surprise for my Newt. We wouldn't want that, would we?

[There's a flash of something dangerous behind Ivy's smirk before she winks and ends the broadcast.]

[[ooc; This post is, of course, blocked from Newt.]]

Video; It ain't quite Skitty on Wailord action, but still...

[schachmeister]

[The video turns on to Armin look a bit peeved. Not exactly angry, but there is some frustration on his face there. Like someone just gathered up every sensible law of logic and took them away from him.

He seems to be on the beach (when is he not), the sound of waves and someone howling with laughter accompanying him.]

I’m sorry to bother anyone, but I have a question I was hoping someone could answer. [a small frown.] Perhaps a breeder would know…

[He turns the camera around to focus on a cute clutch of eggs in the sand. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Just some nice poke-eggs.]

I came home from work to discover these. I suppose it was somewhat inevitable with how many Pokemon we have running around, but—

[The camera moves again to focus on an Incineroar who looks very proud of himself. In fact, when Polo realises the camera is on him, he purrs with obvious delight, thrusting out his chest. Yes. Yes, look at him. He is the one who did it. He made these happen. He is the father and very proud of it.

The camera moves to the side to focus on another very proud Pokemon. Well, part of a very proud Pokemon. Armin is too close to his Wailord to really get a proper shot of her, so mostly what is on view is the front of her massive head. She’s pushed herself partway onto the sand, slapping her giant tail on the water, letting out a half sung Wail.]

Could anyone please explain how these two managed to have a clutch of eggs? I understand about egg groups, but I cannot see how Polo managed to, well—

[Bump uglies. Do the deed. Form the beast with two backs. Sex. Armin is talking poke-sex.]

I mean, even disregarding the size difference, Polo hates water. He won’t go into it. And Amber cannot really go on land. It just—

[Armin makes a wordless noise of frustration which seems to bring forth another wave of laughter from the second person there. The camera moves once more, but this time it is less focused as if Armin is fumbling with it to turn it off. For a moment, it settles on Jean who is using one hand to wipe the tears of laughter out of his eyes, and the other to high five his Incineroar, prompting a

You aren’t helping, you know

Before Armin manages to shut off the recording entirely.]

[Network]

[notclearwater]

[The video opens and it's at a peaceful little cottage. The video stream was a little shaky because the person holding it was clearly freaking out just a little bit because something just happened that freaked him out considerably.]

U-um.. I was.. I'm watching the cottage, for Mr. Scamander a-and I know I can.. I can reach people on the Network and I don't want to bother him because. I.. I'm sure this is fine but..

It pans over and there's a Braixen, paws on her hips, head tilted curiously at Credence. Really? You were just going to take a video instead of using the gear to see what happened? She just evolved!! She had been struggling against nature for awhile but these things happened, Credence.

Except to Credence they didn't and now Tina was a different creature and he was confused.]

This is... It's a stupid question. I just.. don't know why this happened or how or what to do.