Victory Road!

[The camera turns on to a rather cozy scene in Mahogany- specifically, one of their inns. Jonathan and Erina are both sitting there, broad smile upon Jonathan's face, and a smaller, more composed one upon Erina's- par the course it would seem, except they're dressed very nicely.

Too nicely.

Wait-]

I'm quite happy to announce that Erina and I have wed a second time!

Technically it's called a 'Renewal of the Vows', but it's rather reassuring to have our marriage in paper form whilst here.

Indeed- while we naturally never considered it to be 'null' here, it didn't quite feel official in the eyes of Johto and Kanto either.

Of course, it is now...though I do wish to apologize for how isolated this was. It was quite a sudden decision, brought entirely through casual conversation whilst here at this inn.

Yes! You see, we were conversing with the innkeeper upon how much longer we would likely be staying, and-

[And Jonathan catches a polite cough from Erina, before pushing onward.]

And if any are curious, I can certainly divulge further, but for now I should perhaps focus on what we've created this announcement for! I do also apologize however- as Erina says, it was a rather quick decision, but it does feel in somewhat poor taste to have not held some sort of celebration with invited fellows...

Perhaps a later date for a delayed reception of sorts, [Is Erina's casual consideration.

As it stands- wait...

So they just got married without anyone knowing...a 'second' time!?]

[The camera comes on to two people in Breeder's garb- one is perhaps recognized by others as Jonathan. The other is a little more new, introduced to only a handful outside of text.

Namely, his wife.] And...There!

Hello everyone!

Good-day, [Erina greets politely, her smile only outdone by Jonathan's own.]

Erina and I have been staying at the farm between Olivine and Ecruteak for the last number of days, and we're rather pleased to announce we have some eggs to offer for sale!

There are...quite a lot, [his wife adds- perhaps a little awkwardly, and no surprise why given the veritable mountain of them behind them in sorted boxes.] So as such we'll be offering a bit of a discount upon them. Jonathan tells me that there's a stronger chance of the pokemon being their mother's species than their father's, so we've priced them accordingly.

Precisely! Some of them should have inherited unique moves, and a few should even bear 'hidden abilities', [he adds excitedly.] Though I can't entirely guarantee that...I'm not actually entirely certain which of the eggs are which; they all look quite the same, so all we can say is that they're more likely to be one species, with certain moves, over the other. For that reason, they'll be approximately 1000P each- 1500 for the unique ones, [he adds seriously.] Though I am of course, quite willing to discuss-

[He cuts off with a cough as his wife frowns.] -other options, though hopefully that won't be necessary..?

[Erina smiles.] We'll send them promptly through the mail once the transactions are completed; and hopefully with that, all of the pokemon will see lovely homes.

Exactly!

[Well aren't they just adorab-]

Now then, I'll be explaining the pokemon eggs available...

[The remainder of the video has Jonathan going to each and every box and naming what species should be inside.

It's a lot.

There is a LOT.

Why did this happen.]

Hopefully something has caught your eye~!

[sir,]