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[The camera turns on, and there's Emporio! He's already wearing some of his christmas presents, because of course he is. In the background, at least one disappointed Italian can be spotted. Child, your fashion tastes...
At any rate. He waves.] Happy Holidays everyone..! I hope everyone's having a good time- uh...
[He seems to be handling something off screen, but no one can yet see what it is. Whatever it is, he looks a little awkward.] ...Though, I had a question- I've gotten some neat stuff before, but I think for the first time I got something I can't use? It's um...kind of still perishable, but I don't want to waste it...What should I d-
IT'S FUCKING ALCOHOL.
[So cuts in the tall, silverhaired member of the group before the screen goes blank. The last thing anyone sees is Emporio's stunned look, caught somewhere between nervous laughter and a groan- Narancia's own similar look between laughter and shock- and of course, the hand of the final Italian Gangster reaching to confiscate what seems to be a bottle of tequila.]
Who the hell gave you that!?
[Or whoops, there goes Narancia.
These Gangsters have STANDARDS!]
[[OOC- this was the funniest secret santa ever and I love this so much, also, I'm posting mine later dw y'all]]
At any rate. He waves.] Happy Holidays everyone..! I hope everyone's having a good time- uh...
[He seems to be handling something off screen, but no one can yet see what it is. Whatever it is, he looks a little awkward.] ...Though, I had a question- I've gotten some neat stuff before, but I think for the first time I got something I can't use? It's um...kind of still perishable, but I don't want to waste it...What should I d-
IT'S FUCKING ALCOHOL.
[So cuts in the tall, silverhaired member of the group before the screen goes blank. The last thing anyone sees is Emporio's stunned look, caught somewhere between nervous laughter and a groan- Narancia's own similar look between laughter and shock- and of course, the hand of the final Italian Gangster reaching to confiscate what seems to be a bottle of tequila.]
Who the hell gave you that!?
[Or whoops, there goes Narancia.
These Gangsters have STANDARDS!]
[[OOC- this was the funniest secret santa ever and I love this so much, also, I'm posting mine later dw y'all]]